Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Scoring Recap - Week 1

Wow, what a start! I don't think we've ever had a bigger collection of weirdos than what we'll be treated to this season. This begs the question: does Chris Harrison secretly hate Ben or is Ben into nut jobs? Either way, the Crazy Eyes will be a big player this season. Also, if you're taking notes for your own Bachelor adventure (I'm talking to you, Kelbs), props don't work (see: Holly's absurd hat) but horses do (First Impression Rose for Lindzi). Maybe more importantly, bringing your grandma along for the ride will ensure that you get through the first rose ceremony but it won't help beyond that if you have no personality (sorry Sarah, that chick is toast). And if you're completely bat crap crazy (see: "Jenna") but the Bachelor is a nice guy, he'll keep you around for a week to make you feel better about yourself and maybe keep his conscious clear when you are eventually eaten alive by your 27 cats. (Brad Womack would never have put up with that.)

The scoring this week is a bit low but I expect that will pick up as the season progresses. I'm not sure how long Jenna will make it on this show but in the meantime, she's going to score some SERIOUS points for crying and creating scenes. So excited. Lindsey, Molly, and Caleb get an early boost due to Lindzi taking home the First Impression Rose. Well done, ladies (and Caleb). And congratulations to LB and Kylie for becoming the first players to lose a contestant. That's unfortunate. Now, on with the show.

MOLLY
Lindzi - First Impression Rose: +100p
Lyndsie - Elimination Pick: +50
Shira - Elimination Pick: +25
Holly - Elimination Pick: +25
TOTAL: 200p

JENNA
Holly - Elimination Pick: +25p
Shira - Elimination Pick: +25
Monica - Elimination Pick: +0
Amber T - Elimination Pick: +25
Jenna - Cries Off Camera: +25p
Jenna - Cries and Creates a Scene: +50 (I'm giving you this one but from here on out, the "scene" she creates better be WAY better than that one.)
TOTAL: 150p

LINDSEY
Lindzi - First Impression Rose: +100p
Jenna - Elimination Pick: +0
Shira - Elimination Pick: +25
Jennifer - Elimination Pick: +0
Lyndsie - Elimination Pick: +25
TOTAL: 150p

CALEB
Lindzi - First Impression Rose: +100p
Shira - Elimination Pick: +25p
Shawn - Elimination Pick: +0
Monica - Elimination Pick: +0
Jaclyn - Elimination Pick: +0 
TOTAL: 125p

KYLIE
Dianna - Elimination Pick: +100p (Way to have faith in your selection!)
TOTAL: 100p

MICAH
Lyndsie - Elimination Pick: +50p
Shira - Elimination Pick: +50p
TOTAL: 100p

LAURA BETH
Lyndsie - Elimination Pick: +50p
Shira - Elimination Pick: +50p
TOTAL: 100p

SARAH
Anna - Elimination Pick: +10p
Jaclyn - Elimination Pick: +0p
Samantha - Elimination Pick: +0p
Lyndsie - Elimination Pick: +40p
Shira - Elimination Pick: +10p
Amber B - Elimination Pick: +10p
Elyse - Elimination Pick: +0p

MALLORY (Could you pick anymore girls - Chandler Bing voice)
Shawn - Elimination Pick: +0p
Shira - Elimination Pick: +20p
Holly - Elimination Pick: +10p
Jamie - Elimination Pick: +0p
Brittney - Elimination Pick: +0p
Casey S - Elimination Pick: +0p
Samantha - Elimination Pick: +0p
Dianna - Elimination Pick: +20p
Monica - Elimination Pick: +0p
Lyndsie - Elimination Pick: +5p
TOTAL: 55p

BRIAN
Jenna - Elimination Pick: +0p
Lyndsie - Elimination Pick: +50p
TOTAL: 50p

KELBY
Joined late, takes a penalty
TOTAL: 50p

EMMELIE
Shira - Elimination Pick: +20p
Casey S - Elimination Pick: +0p
Dianna - Elimination Pick: +10p
Anna - Elimination Pick: +10p
Rachel - Elimination Pick: +0p
Monica - Elimination Pick: +0p
Samantha - Elimination Pick: +0p
TOTAL: 40p

1 comment:

  1. Gosh, how many terrible spellings of the name "Lindsey" are there?! Get it right people.

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