Season Finale Recap

You guys, I just can't do it. I sat down with the intention of live blogging this finale since I haven't done it much all year. And I'm 20 minutes in and I want to kill myself. I can't do it. This is the worst season of this show ever. Maybe any show. I would rather do a fantasy league for Two and a Half Men than another run with Juan Pablo. It's making me question most of the decisions I've made in my life. Basically what we learned this season is:

1.) Juan Pablo is a douchey, Miami party guy who is used to getting his way because he's attractive and can pass off any offense as being due to the language barrier.
2.) Juan Pablo's own family thinks he's a douche.
3.) Chris Harrison HATES him. (Click the link to listen to the Chris Harrison interview on The Juliet Show from Grantland. It's tremendous and his disdain for JP comes out STRONG.)
4.) If given the opportunity, Sean Lowe would fight him.
5.) Nikki is either a complete moron for sticking with him through this insanity or she's been abused. There's no middle ground here.

All told, this was an absolute disaster of a season that I would've stopped watching weeks ago if not for this league. Awful. Just awful. I'm going to have to take my points system and find ways to apply it to other reality shows, such as The Amazing Race, Chopped, or Love It or List It. Sorry this season has been such a bummer, guys. All of the blame falls on ABC. Heads should roll.

POINT SCORERS
Clare - 565 (Kiss, Camilla, Helicopter, Cries Interview, Cries Date, Dead Dad, Consoled by CH, Second Place)
Nikki - 675 (Kiss, Rose, Camilla, Cry, First Place)

ABBE
Roster: 0
Elimination Picks: 0
Total: 0
Season Total: 1885
AMIE
Roster: 675
Elimination Picks: 0
Total: 675
Season Total: 4170
ANGELA
Roster: 565
Elimination Picks: 200
Total: 765
Season Total: 4115
ASHLEE
Roster: 565
Elimination Picks: 200
Total: 765
Season Total: 3005
BRIAN
Roster: 1240
Elimination Picks: 200
Total: 1440
Season Total: 6800
CARLEY
Roster: 565
Elimination Picks: 0
Total: 565
Season Total: 5040
EMILY
Roster: 0
Elimination Picks: 0
Total: 0
Season Total: 2675
JENN
Roster: 1240
Elimination Picks: 0
Total: 1240
Season Total: 6425
JEN
Roster: 0
Elimination Picks: 0
Total: 0
Season Total: 1770
KYLIE
Roster: 1240
Elimination Picks: 0
Total: 1240
Season Total: 6485
LINDSAY
Roster: 675
Elimination Picks: 200
Total: 875
Season Total: 4030
LINDSEY
Roster: 1240
Elimination Picks: 0
Total: 1240
Season Total: 6000
MALLORY
Roster: 565
Elimination Picks: 0
Total: 565
Season Total: 4550
MICHELLE
Roster: 0
Elimination Picks: 200
Total: 200
Season Total: 2900
MOLLY
Roster: 565
Elimination Picks: 0
Total: 565
Season Total: 3885
SARAH
Roster: 1240
Elimination Picks: 200
Total: 1440
Season Total: 7175
SHELBY
Roster: 565
Elimination Picks: 200
Total: 765
Season Total: 3950
TIFFANY
Roster: 1240
Elimination Picks: 0
Total: 1240
Season Total: 6590
TOBIN
Roster: 1240
Elimination Picks: 200
Total: 1440
Season Total: 7220
ZACK
Roster: 565
Elimination Picks: 200
Total: 765
Season Total: 5700