Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Week 7 Scoring Recap

There I was, sitting down to watch this week's episode of The Bachelorette, note pad in hand, ready to take the appropriate notes to make this recap awesome. And then Andrew Bynum scorned the Mavericks to sign in Cleveland (CLEVELAND!!!), leaving the team even further bereft of talent, and it screwed up my whole plan. My Sports Brain got too distracted and sad to properly take note of everything and also this week's episode was sooooooo boring. Get to the tears already, Des! Anyway, just a couple of thoughts and then I'm out.


1.) WHY IS JACKIE HERE?! I get why Catherine and Lesley are here to help Des with some guidance but Jackie? Not even Jackie's mother remembers that Jackie was on The Bachelor last year and yet Chris Harrison and his cronies pump her up like a major member of the cast. 
2.) The fake hug between Des and Catherine was AWESOME!!! 
3.) Lesley is only here for you, Tobin.
4.) The setting for the date with Brooks was really cool.
5.) I hate it when people say, "Times that" instead of, "Multiple that." 
6.) In the future, there will be points for any date that includes our contestant and his/her suitor yelling something together from a high point.
7.) Also in the future, rubbing sunscreen on our lead contestant will be worth points. 
8.) If Des doesn't pick Chris then what's the point of this whole thing?
9.) I like that Michael is worried his tombstone will say, "Federal Prosecutor, Put Away 700 Criminals" when in reality he should be worried that it'll say, "Diabetic Douche Bag.)="
10.) Drew's attempt to be goofy and fun is awkward because he's neither goofy nor fun.
11.) That's probably my favorite Bachelor/Bachelorette limo exit ever. Calling the mom! "Mom, you're not going to get to meet Des." HAHAHA! I'm probably going to go to hell for laughing at Michael's pain but come on, bro, that's hilarious.

POINT SCORERS
I split the "survive a group date" points between Zak and Drew and just gave them the same points as if they went on a 1-on-1 since there was no elimination. I thought that was fair.
Brooks - 60 (1-on-1, Kiss, Rose)
Chris - 110 (1-on-1, Kiss, Original Poem, Rose)
Michael - 75 (1-on-1, Cries, Kiss)
Zak - 75 (2-on-1, Gift, Kiss, Rose)
Drew - 60 (2-on-1, Kiss, Rose)

ANGELA
Brooks
Michael G
Elimination pick (Michael) - 200
Total: 335
Previous Total: 2280
SEASON TOTAL: 2615

BRIAN
Brooks
Zak W
Drew
Chris
Elimination pick (Michael) - 200
Roster Bonus (4) - 170
Total: 675
Previous Total: 3060
SEASON TOTAL: 3735

CARLY
Drew
Brooks
Elimination Pick (Michael) - 200
Roster Bonus (2) - 100
Total: 420
Previous Total: 2250
SEASON TOTAL: 2670

EMILY
Michael G
Brooks
Elimination pick (Michael) - 200
Total: 335
Previous Total: 1910
SEASON TOTAL: 2245

EMMELIE
Drew
Chris
Brooks
Elimination Pick (Michael) - 200
Roster Bonus (3) - 135
Total: 565
Previous Total: 1680
SEASON TOTAL: 2245

JENN G
Michael G
Brooks
Drew
Elimination Pick (Michael) - 200
Roster Bonus (2) - 100
Total: 505
Previous Total: 2250
SEASON TOTAL: 2755

JEN R
Brooks
Zak
Michael G
Elimination Pick (Michael) - 200
Roster Bonus (2) - 100
Total: 510
Previous Total: 2155
SEASON TOTAL: 

JOSH
Brooks
Michael G
Total: 135
Previous Total: 1790
SEASON TOTAL: 1925

KYLIE
Brooks
Chris
Drew
Zak
Elimination Pick (Michael) - 200
Roster Bonus (4) - 170
Total: 675
Previous Total: 3060
SEASON TOTAL: 3735

LAURA
Brooks
Michael G
Drew
Elimination Pick (Michael) - 200
Roster Bonus (2) - 100
Total: 495
Previous Total: 1920
SEASON TOTAL: 2415

LINDSAY
Michael G
Brooks
Zak
Elimination Pick (Michael) - 200
Roster Bonus (2) - 100
Total: 510
Previous Total: 2570
SEASON TOTAL: 3080

LINDSEY
Brooks
Chris
Drew
Michael G
Roster Bonus (3) - 135
Total: 440
Previous Total: 2505
SEASON TOTAL: 

MALLORY
Brooks
Drew
Chris
Elimination pick (Michael) - 75
Roster Bonus (3) - 135
Total: 440
Previous Total: 2435
SEASON TOTAL: 2875

MANDY
Michael G
Brooks
Total: 135
Previous Total: 1695
SEASON TOTAL: 1830

MICHELLE
Chris
Drew
Elimination Pick (Michael) - 200
Roster Bonus (2) - 100
Total: 470
Previous Total: 2540
SEASON TOTAL: 3010

MOLLY
Brooks
Chris
Drew
Elimination Pick (Michael) - 200
Roster Bonus (3) - 135
Total: 565
Previous Total: 2605
SEASON TOTAL: 3170

SHELBY
Zak
Drew
Brooks
Elimination Pick (Michael) - 200
Roster Bonus (3) - 135
Total: 530
Previous Total: 2440
SEASON TOTAL: 2970

TIFFANY
Zak
Michael G
Total: 150
Previous Total: 2615
SEASON TOTAL: 2765

TOBIN
Brooks
Total: 60
Previous Total: 2250
SEASON TOTAL: 2310

ZACK
Michael G
Brooks
Chris
Zak
Elimination Pick (Michael) - 200
Roster Bonus (3) - 135
Total: 655
Previous Total: 3345
SEASON TOTAL: 4000

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